Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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