I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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