if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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