That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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