You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
This is the high leading the old right now
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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