i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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