Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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