so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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