I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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