I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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