I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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