so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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