I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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