Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Randomize
