You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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