ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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