that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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