Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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