Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
