sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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