porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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