Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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