I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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