didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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