thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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