this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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