cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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