Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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