Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he thought i was a dude.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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