So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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