Its about making memories worth repressing
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We talked him into tasing himself.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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