I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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