it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i out mim tonsoeep
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