I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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