Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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