Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dick very happy bro
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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