On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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