They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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