I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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