sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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