Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
