Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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