so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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