Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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