so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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