wanna go halves on a baby?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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