come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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