I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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