i permit you to call me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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