You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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